Politics

Just as Tony Blair explains his crimes before the Iraq whitewash sorry enquiry, here's a little poem for politicians everywhere. Bless them all!

POLITICS                

There once was this dictator
famed for breaking legs
who said 'but you can't make an omelette
without breaking eggs.'

I cycled over his whole land
from sea to shining sea.
I never saw an omelette,
I think he lied to me.